HAPPY LABOR DAY
Hopefully non of you are working today and everyone is having a fun and or relaxing day. This is no joke, my whole family woke up about 45 minutes ago. E got up at about 9am and snuggeled into our bed. Cartoons were put on and within 20 minutes we all feel back asleep. At about 1pm we woke again, ate lunch and all passed out on the living room floor watching ilo and Otis! It is now almost 6pm and E and I are awake and Daddy is asleep in the bedroom. I feel so amazing now, man did I need that rest! Apparently we all did. Here is a funny little writting I thought you may get a chuckle out of…enjoy! Things that make you go hmmmmmm?!
After a long night of making love to a beautiful woman that he picked up in a bar, the young man rolls over and sees a picture of another man on the bedside table. The guy worries. “It that your husband?”
“No silly.” She replies as she snuggles up to him.
“Is he your boyfriend, then?” He asks.
“No, not at all.” She replies as she begins nibbling on his ear.
“Well, who is he then?” Asked the very puzzled guy.
The girl replies, “Oh, that’s just me before the surgery.”
xxx
Brandi
