a little humor
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was
greeted by a young
woman with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, “I’m doing some research for Vaseline. Have you
ever used the
product?”
She says, “Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.”
“And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”
“We use it for sex.”
The researcher was a little taken back.
“Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a
child’s bicycle
chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know
that most people
do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since
you’ve been frank
so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?”
The woman says, “I don’t mind telling you at all. My
husband and I put it
on the door knob and it keeps the kids out.”
I thought this was an awesome one that many of you may be able to relate to. As far as using vasaline for sex though, really? LOL!
xxx
Brandi
