Christmas humor…and oh so true!

Thank you LB and Eagle you guys rock, and LB I can not wait to read and work on your Monologue *WINK*. I finally have ALL the shopping and card sending done that is going to get done. I love Christmas, it is such a wonderful time of the year. The surprise cards you get from friends of your past to the life changing introspections one has during this season…I just love it. I was called into court today and do not know how long it is going to take so I had to change cam to tomorrow. Here is a little Christma humor just for you to enjoyJ

For My Democrat Friends:

“Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.”

For My Republican Friends:

Here’s wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year ,

Xxx

Brandi

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