Happy Thursday all……..this is hilarious
THE YEAR’S BEST (actual) HEADLINES OF 2005 :
[No, really?]
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[That’ll stop ’em.]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[That’ll stop ’em.]
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-sos!]
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[I’ll bet that will work better than a fair trial!]
War Dims Hope for Peace
War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!]
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[Ya think?]
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who’da THUNK!]
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Now that you’ve smiled at least once, it’s your turn to spread the stupidity
Thanks Pheonix for passing this on…
xxx
Brandi