That would suck!
Recently, a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis. His mistress had found the ring in his pants pocket one night and got so pissed, she stuck it on him while he was sleeping.
Which is worse?
1) Having your mistress find out you’re married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis.
3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.
