The Female Brain……..
Wow this weekend was fantastic. The party went over awesome last night and fun was had by ALL! *wink*. Needless to say the party only started my Sunday night:) Michael got back from MI at 6 and I left for the party at 7PM. When I got home at midnight I was greeted at the door by the sexiest man alive! And to make things even better he was wearing his leather chaps and vest and no more. Candles were lit and porn was playing on every wall…….ummmmmm
This is a super cool read from my man Pheonix. Thanks for the giggles P, I owe you one…….
In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where theirfamily member lay gravely ill.Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber.”I’m afraid I’m the bearer of bad news,” he said as he surveyed the worriedfaces.”The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant.It’s an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope.Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brainyourselves.”The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a greatlength of time, someone asked, “Well, how much does a brain cost?”The doctor quickly responded, “$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for afemale brain.”The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eyecontact with the women, but some actually smirked.A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyonewanted to ask, “Why is the male brain so much more?”The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to the entiregroup, “It’s just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down theprice of the female brains, because they’ve actually been used.”
